For Halloween this year, I have successfully bribed the kids to not go Trick-or-Treating, but to instead help me do a "cemetery". I won't go into details today, but I thought I would give you an example of the headstones we have created. There are ten, so why not do a...
Top Ten List of the Headstones in the Jensen Family Cemetery!!!
10. Sure Shot Jackson- The only thing sure is that he was shot.
9. Zahm B. Rizon
8. Miss N. Kranium
7. Barry Dalive- Opps
6. Belle E. Upp
5. Broak N. Bawdy- Lived on the edge and fell off
4. Bad Lee Burned- His life was well done
3. Rest in Peace-("Peace" crossed out) Pieces.
2. Dee Capitated- She HAD a good head on her shoulders
1. Eaton Alive- Tasted like chicken
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